Showing posts with label fandom drama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fandom drama. Show all posts

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Some Random Thoughts

Gee, sorry I keep vanishing like that. :P Work's been a bear.

So: Some random things that have occurred to me whilst trolling-- I mean, trawling ff.net's Yugioh forums for blog ideas, things that are pretty much just little statements that I think you'll like, but that I can't imagine doing full essays over.

-Yugioh is essentially a ghost story. Very little fanfiction remembers this at all.

-If you gave Atem his own body and let him kill people, the original manga would be two steps away from a vampire story. XD

-Yugi is totally a Christ figure. O_o Which would make that vampire story kind of awesome, now that my brain is slippering down that slope.

-Spellcheck agrees with me that "slippering" is a word. Invid is disturbed by this.

-Oops, Spellcheck just changed its mind. XD

-Members of the fandom's nerd levels can be quite accurately described using the characters from the show. That guy over there, muttering about how fancards are always stupid and the duels are never written well? He's a Kaiba-level nerd. That chick you know who's dead serious about characterization and couldn't give a bee's behind about those trap cards? More of a Téa level nerd. (Téa's a nerd, just in a different way.)

-So can the roles we actually play in the forums (not role-playing, the way we comport ourselves.) There aren't enough Yugis.

-Honestly, there just aren't enough Yugis anywhere.

-All fanfiction ideas can be done well, but finding them is like topdecking: You can't rely on it. O_o

-Invid hates ff.net.

-I can totally understand. It needs some kind of "number of favorites" or something, or at LEAST some way that's better than communities for people to find skilled writers. (I mean, come on, the third forum from the top in the YGO section is summarized: "I like to hear more about Yami/Tea and any other couples if I like them. I don't want to hear any Yoai or Yuri. I can't stand that." I mean, wat. This is an entire forum?! Streamline your system, ff.net.)

-And here's one from Invid: If Yugi is sort of a Christ figure, then one of the basic premises of YnY (the story, not the blog) makes it sort of like a metaphor about Christianity: People can get really nasty when spreading the message of love and peace, missing the point entirely.

-I'm not at all sure how I feel about this revelation. No more deep literary analysis for YOU, Mister Invid!

(The really odd part about this is that Invid is the one who insists that Duel Tanks would be awesome in the same conversations with deep literary analysis that makes me uncomfortable.)

Monday, June 7, 2010

XD Old dubmerch is fun

So the other day Mom brought home some elderly Yugioh magazines and such (circa Pyramid of Light) that she found free/cheap at a yardsale, and I have a few comments in reaction to them:

1. I never knew that Scholastic printed a "guide" to Yu-Gi-Oh using the overused official art and barely-informative blurbs. I was horribly amused. (Kid brother William ended up with it, and he's thrilled.)

2. Johnny Depp as Marik. My brain just about exploded trying to imagine him in one of those belly shirts, pretending to be fourteen. It didn't help that Beckett readers also voted the Rock to be Odion. I seem to recall hearing something about this back when it happened. Other trials on my sanity included Jim Carrey as Joey and some random homely child actor as Yugi (keep in mind he would have had to also play Atem. And, you know, the kid was like ten, and Yugi is older than Marik. Who would be Johnny Depp.) Oh yeah, and Hillary Duff as Mai. They VOTED for these. Never leave casting to a bunch of pre-teens.

3. Hayden Christiansen as Bakura? Hayden is six foot two. Bakura is shorter than Joey-- who is something like five foot nine.

4. Obelisk the Tormentor versus any critter in any other number based card game: Depends on how easy it is to feed Obelisk. DUH. XD

5. I was reminded very strongly as to why I quit buying these things shortly after starting. On the one hand, nice little art gallery. On the other... Yeah. I was never twelve when I watched this show.

On a related note, we were watching Duelist Kingdom episodes again recently, and I suddenly realized for the first time that Hitotsume Giant is wearing shadow pants, even in the dub. Holy cheese.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Character Study: Téa


Character Study: Téa Gardner

Approximate Age: (by the Japanese anime) Fifteen to seventeen
Character Archetype: The Sensible Love Interest (XD), The Childhood Friend, the Diplomat
Probable Element and Alignment: Air/Wind, Neutral Good
Most Obvious Vocal Quirks: She usually speaks in a way that rises above all the other voices in a room, without actually shouting. (Btw, I don't want to hear any wisecracks about that description, people, because that's also how I talk... when I actually talk at all.)

Oh, Téa. Why does such a large chunk of the fandom hate you? Is it because of the friendship dialogue getting so dialed up in the dub? Then why don't they hate Yugi? He was worse. Is it because they're just not paying attention? One hopes not, when they spend so much energy on you. Or is it just because you're an incredibly sexy woman, and they rather perversely see you as a threat?

Téa is not that girl that picked on you in high school. She may dress like that girl, she may have a figure rather like that girl's, she may even have cut her hair to exactly the same length. But she does not act like that girl. She hangs out mainly with that punk delinquent Joey and that screwy little nerd Yugi, who happens to be the school punching bag. She's the girl I wish I knew when the girl that picked on ME in high school was at her worst, because Téa's the girl that steps in, stands up for you, and makes you feel like you're worth more than shoe gum.

Téa is golden. I'm not saying she's a flawless person. But she's definitely not the person I keep hearing she is. The person that Téa bashers say they hate is a "bitch," a "slut," a "whore." That person supposedly is trying to "seduce" Atem, or Yugi, depending on who you ask. That person is "weak," she's a "shrew," she's "nasty." That person is not the character I know and love.

Téa could seriously use some better press, is all I'm saying.

First of all, I have to ask if any Téa bashers who call Téa a slut actually know what a "slut" IS. Do you? I'll explain, for our younger peeps. A "slut" is a person who is very sexually active, and not very sexually discerning. A slut, by the end of the series, would have at least tried to sleep with most of the male members of the cast, which would have given Téa plenty of opportunity to be one, with so many men around. (Yet we can't PROVE she slept with ANYONE.) A slut would not have latched on to one man, declared that she had "fallen in love" with him, and then followed him, supportive and uncomplaining, into some of the most dangerous situations she'd ever been in in her life.

And a whore would have been actively hitting the male characters up for money in exchange for sexual favors.

As Yugi would say, Téa's "not that kind of girl!!" She'd rather get a job at Burger World.

Then there's the accusations of weakness and cowardice. And here I have to ask, "What the hell do you want, Supergirl?" Because then she would have been criticized as a Mary Sue, for one thing. Téa hits people with globes, bites creepy gym teachers twice her size in the arm, kicks mummies' heads off, and will stand up and scream to Yugi to run away after a guy with a gun tells her to be quiet. Examples appear in every single different sub-continuity. Téa kicks ass. She ain't Supergirl, but she doesn't let that stop her. If a situation needs a crowbar, she'll use the crowbar, whether it means for prying or cracking heads.

Is Téa trying to "seduce" anyone? Ehhh, I'm not sure, and even if I was, I wouldn't be sure that's such a bad thing. What difference is there between seduction and expressing love, when you're trying to get a man to love you back? More importantly, she goes from trying to get Atem to stay with her, spend time with her, to giving him the key that sends him out of her reach forever. Téa, like most of the core cast, is dynamic and grows up as the story progresses.

She begins, in the manga, as an over-righteous "good girl" who plays big sister to Yugi, is intoxicated by the mystery and dangerous allure of Atem, and as the sort of girl who believes true love means happily ever after. Her main character flaws are, quite simply, that she's a little too quick to correct, and that she's got something of a Pandora complex (Pandora the Greek chick, not Pandora/Arkana.) You can see the Pandora complex several places besides her crush on a guy she doesn't know, by the way: directly after being told "Opening this jar will either get your soul eaten or all of Japan will be destroyed," what does she want? To open the jar, of course. She had no interest in the thing until she knew it was dangerous. (She's also a bit reckless early on, just in general.)

She has absolutely no sexual interest in Yugi at all at this point, even when she finds out he's possessed by the being she's "in love with." He's her "little brother," a little brother who needs her protection. She simply isn't attracted to him. Atem, on the other hand, saves her life several times, becomes her protector and defender of her honor. She thinks of him as her superhero, or her knight in shining armor (there was a picture in her soul room at one point before she realized who he was in which Atem was represented as a faceless man with a suspiciously Superman-like costume. XD)

And here she is, with a "little brother" and a knight in shining armor, and they happen to be two different people cohabiting one body. Talk about frustrating. However, she's genuinely happy for Yugi when he starts to stand up for himself ("He's not a scared little boy anymore!" *happy tears*), and decides eventually that it doesn't matter, that Yugi and the other Yugi are close enough to the same person, and she's close enough to him, that it's okay for now.

This is where she is when Battle City starts, and she discovers that her knight in shining armor is actually an amnesiac pharaoh, not just a shadow that crosses her friend's face. And suddenly everything is thrown into confusion again. Does she love the pharaoh, or does she love what he brings out in Yugi? And what will she do when Yugi-- Atem?!-- has to face his destiny?

Because she doesn't know what else to do, Téa chooses to support both of them. After all, whether she loves them this way or that way, they are her friends, and one thing Téa knows is that friendship means supporting someone, no matter how hard it is.

And I think that's when something new about the relationship between love and friendship enters Téa's head and begins to solidify: Sometimes when you are in love with someone, you think about what's best for that person, not what's best for you. She slowly begins to transition from girl to adult once this enters her mind.

During the Waking the Dragons arc, Téa finds herself dealing with Atem alone for the first time. Not only that, but he's in a bad way. Suddenly, she's seeing him at his absolute lowest. And she finds she still loves him. She learns what hurting for your man's pain feels like. That superhero-worship kind of dies, falls by the wayside in the face of the fact that Atem, for all his godlike power, is human. In the anime at least, her love for Yugi softens back into the background of her heart for a while. As far as she's concerned, she's figured it out. Personally I suspect she's got it less figured out than she thinks she does, but that's life. XD

And then comes the Memory arc, and Atem facing his destiny. Téa knows the purpose of this is finding his name. She probably has a feeling of what's coming after that, that he's going to essentially die. But instead of sabotaging what she knows will take him away from her, she buys him a gift: A cartouche, to carve his name on. So he'll never forget it again, so he can keep it with him.

That's a long way away from the girl who'd hop into a potentially bomb-ridden carousel to make him be with her, and a long way away from the girl who longed for something dangerous to happen so that she could hear that voice again. This is the woman who, knowing that goodbye is soon, chooses to do something meaningful for him, and to help him face his destiny in any way she can. It's pretty beautiful, and I'm sorry all you bashers are missing it.

By the way, that over-righteous streak sticks around. Kaiba gets the brunt of it (which is hilarious), although she does let up a little after Duelist Kingdom's "What do you have at the end of the DAY?!" speech (shortly after giving it, you know, she finds out she was totally off-base in yelling at him. XD) although she also yells at Joey during Battle City for not "just saying Mai was in your dream." She's a little too eager to explain other people's motivations (Joey stops her from telling Kaiba about Serenity, and you can bet if she'd been anywhere near Alister during Doma Kaiba would have had to tackle her to get her to shut up about how Gozaburo treated his own sons...)

Téa is always the person in the back ready to tell the villain why his behavior isn't kosher. It settles down a bit into simple vocal righteousness, but she continues to feel strongly about everything, and she continues to be very willing to say so. She's a lady that speaks her mind, and most of the time, it works out for her, so she's not going to stop doing it any time soon. (And in most cases, it's not really that much of a FLAW, just a TRAIT.)

Outside of her love for Atem, which shifts from selfish to selfless, Téa is generally just a very kind sort of person, although quite a bit less self-crucifying than Yugi. Her first inclination at meeting someone new is to make them feel welcome in her life. (Except women who throw themselves on Yugi and go on about being awesomer duelists than him. XD) Even when she has a bad first impression with someone, she doesn't necessarily give up on that person; she's willing to be friends with Rebecca and comforts her when she needs comfort, she does similar for Mai, and she becomes an "irritated mother" figure in Kaiba's general direction, calling him "Kaiba-kun" in the Japanese (for those of you unfamiliar, that's a friendly/familiar-to-a-male suffix, and more importantly, she's one of the only characters who bothers calling him "kun," including his own brother, who uses the highly respectful "sama") and trying very hard to rein him into the rest of the group, not caring that he'll bristle and wanting very much to help him when he needs it. I think she's too abrasive to be quite the right person to drag him into the group, but it helps that Mokuba likes her.

(In my humble opinion, Mokuba probably likes her because she DOES speak her mind, and also possibly because he's just about that age, ha ha. That doesn't mean I think he has a crush on her. O_o)

Besides telling Kaiba off, she also treats herself as the "mama" within the group in general. She gives Joey relationship advice. She provides comfort where she sees it needed. She tries to provide a reasonable and cool voice when things get heated. (She doesn't always succeed.) (Okay, she doesn't USUALLY succeed, but this is Yu-Gi-Oh!, AKA Testosterone Land for Nerds.) Téa probably would make a good (although somewhat authoritarian) mother. XD

I have one final thing to say, and that's that if you're going to hate a character, hate them for traits they actually have, and don't let it affect how you write them. (Maybe it sounds hard to YOU, but if I can do it, you can. I ain't THAT amazing.) Your story will be more enjoyable to more people for the effort, whether you're working with Téa or anyone else.

Final Distillation:
Téa changes from loving selfishly to selflessly.
She's unafraid to use whatever force a situation needs.
She feels strongly about right and wrong and is unafraid to speak her mind.
She is kind, and willing to extend her kindness to people she doesn't necessarily like.
When she says "Friends help each other," she MEANS it.
Which means she'll end up mothering most of her friends some way or another.
She's mostly reasonable, most of the time.
But she will totally kick your ass if she thinks it needs to be kicked.
She's got a touch of Pandora complex, although she can rein it in if necessary.
She's not afraid to hang out with the unpopular guys.

As always, comments can be made here, at the DA journal, or through the G-mail.

Disclaimer:
In case you my readers have not yet noticed, I often tackle the character studies beginning with the way that a large portion of the fandom reacts to a character. I am not accusing any one fan in particular of anything regarding any character, especially not Téa. But it is an inarguable fact that, especially in the early days of English speaking fandom, and even now, there were a lot of fans who absolutely demonized this particular character, in the general way that I have described and for those general reasons. It is that nebulous creature that I address, not any one person, even though I admit to having encountered more than a few people who did, word for word, say such things, and even a smaller number of people who admitted to the reasons.

So I'd appreciate not getting a dozen defensive comments about how you never said anything like that, whether you liked her or not. I understand. Please approach the essay as what it is, which is not a criticism of any one real person, but an evaluation of one fictional person and, to a lesser extent, of the fandom that she finds herself in.

(To be quite frank, I'm actually horribly fond of Téa bashers. They're like a milling horde of annoying kid siblings, and this essay wouldn't have had much direction without them. I wrote a large section of it by going into a basher forum and poking the hive until they all started buzzing at me. XD)

Friday, February 26, 2010

Duel Puzzle

I've been perusing a lot of stuff lately, looking for blog ideas, and naturally, I have run into people who complain about the YGO:DM dub. A lot. Including, most particularly, lots of people who yell "this dub sucks!!" (One of the things that gets me is people who complain they should have dubbed the first series. They didn't and DON'T have the RIGHTS to the first series, you twits, they couldn't have dubbed it if they wanted to!)

Now, I am not going to say that 4Kids did a perfect job dubbing Yugioh. The only "perfect" dub I have ever seen is the dub of GaoGaiGar, which takes you half a minute to realize "Hey, I'm not supposed to understand Japanese!! Hey, they're talking in ENGLISH!" We don't live in a perfect world. The GaoGaiGar dub only lasted about twenty out of fifty episodes (And by the end of this essay, you'll know why.)

But it really cheeses me off when people call the dub by 4Kids of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters "bad."

I grew up on Power Rangers and reruns of Voltron. No one has any right to call the Yu-Gi-Oh! dub "bad." At worst, it's an "average" dub. Invid and I would call it a "much better than average dub." Regardless of who did it, 4Kids or otherwise.

You know why the dub of GX sucks so much? It's because of the idiot thankless masses who made the dubbers hate their job by focusing only on the negative and not ONCE appreciating what they do RIGHT.

So today, I plan on showing my appreciation for the 4Kids dub by pointing out all the things they DIDN'T do, that they COULD have, that older dubbers WOULD have.

1. They bothered to keep a significant portion of the original names, and didn't name anyone anything like "Kaz Kazington." The GX dub did this, possibly out of sheer spite. In a BAD dub, the SERIES wouldn't have kept its own name: They would have called it "Duel Cards" or "Shadow Puzzle" at BEST. Yugi would have been named something like "Danny," Kaiba would have been "Kenny" (to explain the K), and Joey would have been named "Mack." And the Winged Dragon of Ra would have been named "Phoenixtron."

"HA! YOU can't use Phoenixtron, because YOU don't have its ACTIVATION CODES!"

2. Nobody's sex got switched. I have been, time and again, SHOCKED and ecstatic at 4Kids' track record over this. Even One Piece's drag queens stayed their own sexes. Yubel even stayed a transsexual!! In a BAD dub, Bakura would have been named "Anita" and Alister would have been "Regina." They might even have bothered to draw boobs on them. I have a LOT of love for 4Kids when it comes to this. (WHY would a bad dub have made Bakura female? "We need more female characters!" No other reason, unless you like "Well he was VOICED by a woman so why not?")



3. There was pretty minimal fiddling with the plot. Now, I'm sure some fans reading this are going to launch into a long list of all the little things they considered fiddling with the plot, like "Welcome to AMERICA" and the apparent lack of Yugi getting shares of Industrial Illusions (it's not like the Japanese version or even the MANGA ever care about it afterwords, but whatever.) I'm not talking about changes like that. In a BAD dub, Kaiba would be chasing after the other characters because he was in love with Téa (who would be named "Alice.") Bakura-- I mean Anita, would be actively crushing on Yugi, Alister-- I mean Regina, would be mad at Kaiba because he was in love with Téa, and not "her." Pegasus, who, by the way, would have spoken with a very oversexed French accent and laughed like Pepe Le Pew, would have engaged in Duelist Kingdom just to be a jerk. Oh yeah, and Yugi would give up the Face Off duel because Kaiba asks nicely.

"Alice is going to Danny's grandfather's shop!!" [VEEN!]



4. They let Cecelia be dead. In Duelist Kingdom they even let Kaiba's parents be dead. I agree 4Kids did poorly on this later. But I'm more inclined to blame soccer moms writing angry letters than the company, even if it was stupid. At best, in a BAD dub, Cecelia would be in a coma and Pegasus would be trying to revive her by putting other people in comas. She would wake up really late in the series, but we'd never see her. (Also her name would be Patricia.)

"I just got a phone call from the hospital! Patricia finally woke up!"

5. In a BAD dub, Mai would be wearing a turtleneck. In a bad dub, Atem wouldn't have been wearing a horribly drawn shirt, he would have been glowing.


"Aren't you hot in that, Mary Jane?"

6. They kept the lip synch pretty close. Now yeah, part of the reason is because they have better tech for that now, often abused to dub out women's breasts, but it's still something I have to appreciate.

"YUGI I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL HA HA!"

7. In a bad dub, they wouldn't even have let Obelisk (who would be named Titanos the Mighty) punch Marik, much less Joey punch Atem (the latter was a pretty graphic punch, so it's understandable. It was also a friend punching another friend, which the 4Kids people seem to have trouble with. [/sarcasm])

"The AIR PRESSURE of Titanos's fist sent him FLYING!"

8. They bothered getting nice music for it. I DIE every time I hear a rap intro for a kids' show these days. Maybe you don't like all-instrumentals, but at least they didn't take the opportunity to go on about "JO-ey, he's Yugi's friend/ Stands by him to da very END."

"And we're/ and we're/ and we're/ GETTING DOWN WITH THE HEART OF THE CARDS!!!"

9. Nobody had voices like Erica Scheimer's "little boy" voice. I'm sorry, but you wanna complain about Serenity sounding "too old?" Watch He-Man for a few hours straight, you'll just be happy she has a voice that sounds like a normal human being. (Not to knock the talent of the Filmation staff. They worked with what they had.) And what are you on about "they don't sound like teenagers like they did in the Japanese?" Where are you people getting thirteen year olds that sound like four year olds and teenage boys that sound like middle aged women with lung cancer? I WANT TO KNOW.

(I happen to be in love with Serenity's voice, by the way. Not Lisa Ortiz, though she strikes me as pretty cool. Just her voice.)



10. Yes, they dubbed a show aimed at teenagers as though for little kids. But guess what? Shows aimed at teenagers don't MAKE it over here unless they're live action. This is exactly why the Uncut!Dub didn't last very long-- it was a financial sinkhole. I'm not sure why. You'd think teenagers would have enough money to have more power in the market than eight and ten year olds. But those few shows that ARE aimed at teens still have to be SAFE for their younger siblings, because there ARE NO TIME SLOTS in the States for teenage viewers, only for little kids and adults. The Yugioh dub actually was aimed at teens-- it was just being tamed down because little kids were going to watch it anyway. If they hadn't dubbed it the way they did, there would have been no Dan Green screaming "YUGI! IT'S NOT FAIR!!" because the show wouldn't have lasted that long.

And that would be a crying shame.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Fanfiction Peeves

I was looking through some notes for some pairing essays that I did, and MAN, I am rather opinionated, aren't I?

For those of you who follow this blog without following us at DeviantArt, you might have missed that I plan on updating at least once a week here, and probably at least once a week at the DA, from now on. Trust me, I have every determined intention of actually doing this. I'm making my Angry Yugi Face right now. (The little cute guy. I couldn't pull off Atem by any stretch of the imagination.)

So for today, I give you my list of things which, if I see it in the first few paragraphs of a fanfic, I'm liable to close the window and look elsewhere. I don't actually run into them on a regular basis (thank RA), because I now only skim recommended and favorite fanfic lists, but I still find 'em from time to time. There's no accounting for taste. XD

1. Kaiba using the word "mutt" when referring to anything other than an actual dog.
-Kaiba only very rarely uses animals as insults, even in the dub, and he really only ever insults Joey to his face. (Probably because he's going for a reaction, because I don't see him as actually disliking Joey.) I think he's called Joey a "monkey" more than he's called him a dog, so really, we should be calling it "Monkeyshipping" instead. Or "Bonkotsushipping." Maybe "Moneybags-shipping."

2. References in the narration to Téa as a "bitch," "mean girl," or anything else blatantly negative.
-Okay, I get that you don't like her, but good narration is unbiased. This also goes for when a character who is friends with Téa in the show reacts with some form of horror or distaste when they see her coming. I GET that you don't like her, but Yugi DOES. A good fanfic writer accepts that sometimes a character they like gets along with a character they dislike.

3. Taking a character out of a scene from the show due to dislike.
-Yeah.

5. Slavish imitation, in dialogue, of a character's accent.
-So you want the characters to "sound" like themselves. I understand. But Joey's "voice" has little to do with his accent, it has to do with the words he chooses to use. Having him say "da" instead of "the" is one thing. Having him say "Da quick braown fohx jumped ovah da lazy dohg" is quite another. Writing like that hasn't been in fashion since Mark Twain. Stop doing it. (On the other hand, using British spelling, like "colour" instead of "color," is a perfectly acceptable way to imitate a British accent. Why? It's less distracting.)

6. Runtogethersentencesandparagraphswithoutformatting.
-Don't upload with notepad; save it into Word or something first. And if FF.net eats your formatting anyway, keep at it until it's at least sort of readable. Just trust me on this. Don't have any of the acceptable filetypes except for txt? Get them. You're going to need them eventually anyway.

7. Mixing dub names and Japanese names, such as calling Serenity "Shizuka Wheeler."
-Following a mixed continuity? Almost impossible not to do, since the different continuities fill in each others' gaps. Using mixed names? Confusing and weird. I used to put up with this, but my tolerance has gone down the more I've seen it.

8. A character like, say, Tristan, calling Téa "darling," and then you realize a few sentences later it's because he's gay.
-Tristan would be the butchest gay guy ever. Not all gay guys talk like that.

9. Realizing a few sentences in that the character you thought was a canon character is actually an original character who happens to have the same name.
-Curse you all for the confusingness! Make it clear from the outset! Good grief.

10. Author's notes that say anything along the lines of "Marik is the yami, Malik is the hikari, okay?"
-It's not so much that I begrudge you the right to do that, but if you do, you're going to confuse me. It's a difference of one letter that doesn't actually happen to be much difference; the dubbers call him "Marik" because that's what the Japanese VAs sound like they're saying. And I, personally, am very mildly dyslexic: I am going to forget which you said is which, and I am going to get frustrated. Besides that, it's not even accurate to either versions of the show OR to the manga. Call Yami Marik something else in narrative-- if you don't like "Yami Marik" (and there are so many reasons not to) you can call him "Ishtar," or "the Ishtar demon," or whatever else that appeals to you and makes sense. (Yami M himself considers his name to be that of the original Marik Ishtar, because he considers himself to BE his "hikari.")

11. A sex scene between two members of a non canon pairing in the first chapter.
-I love silentshipping, as anyone who knows me should know. I love it to death. But I accept that any fic featuring it needs to nurse it along, to nurture it and let it grow. A good silentshipping story accepts that the "blimp scene" doesn't point to eternal love; Kaiba's reaction to meeting Serenity again would probably run more along the lines of "Oh, it's you. Uh. Hi." Not the first meeting, but it might as well be. Personally, this fanfictionist can't see Kaiba as a "kiss on the first date" kind of guy, much less a "sex after the first walk in the rain when we're not even sort of dating" kind of guy. I mean, yuck.

12. The lyrics of a song, cut and paste verbatim.
-I have no problem with songfics, even though ff.net's management does (obviously, you get around THAT by not posting it on ff.net) but I didn't click into your fic to read a huge block of text that didn't come from you. If you're planning to incorporate the lyrics into the story itself, be a little more creative than that. And if your story is only INSPIRED by a song, all you need to do is point out the song's official video on Yuutube and inform the reader of the relationship. It'll keep you out of trouble AND be less annoying. I didn't used to click out of these right away, but now I don't tend to waste time on them-- because I've spent too much time already reading through the songs in the past, only to find out that the story itself is only two paragraphs long.

13. Overly cute stuff.
-I'm not really talking about fluff here. When I come across a sentence like "Yugi skipped across to Kaiba and stared up at him with enormous puppy eyes," there's something wrong.

14. A character being the wrong gender without explanation.
-If it's an AU (alternate universe), please, please tell us before we start reading. If it's NOT and Kaiba is secretly a woman, please explain in the story WHY she's a crossdresser (and shame on you if Mokuba doesn't know already.) And for heaven's sake, DON'T gender switch someone just because you like a pairing but can't get past the ghey. Pairings don't have to involve sex or romance. Write something where they become brotherly friends and get it out of your system.

15. Male pregnancy with no explanation.
-One time I read this story in which Bakura was "getting really chubby" and the doctor was all "Oops, Marik, you got him preggers!" It was supposed to be funny, but the fact that nobody even batted an eye at the idea of a pregnant man and the only explaination was "gay sex" really killed the humor for me. Even humor has to make SOME sense. When you treat male pregnancy like it's a normal thing, it is not funny absurd, it's just absurd absurd.

16. When the summary of the story is essentially the first paragraph.
-It's a narrative. Not an essay. Take a writing class.

17. Dialogue, in a supposedly serious story, which sounds like chat-room speak. And also narrative that sounds like chat-room speak.
-USE PUNCTUATION. USE IT. USE SPELL CHECK. IT DOES NOT COST MONEY. For that matter, reread your story before putting up for the rest of us to read. The computer, she misses things.

18. Being dumped into a non-canon status quo without any warning, explanation, or reaction on the part of the characters.
-If it's a few years in the future, say so in the narrative. If it's AU, say so in the author's notes (unless it's a case of "AU clashes with Canon Universe," then you can just do it in the narrative.) If the story opens with Pegasus essentially saying "I love you kay?" to somebody we've never met before, there needs to be some explanation of how the characters got to that point, like "ever since they had met several months before" or "Since Joe was the first person Pegasus had laid eyes on after drinking the magic potion...." I mean, seriously.

19. Mokuba needing a babysitter.
-Did we seriously watch the same series, guys? This kid is an awesome little ninja who referees tournaments and is the vice president of Kaiba Corp. And when he's not in school or being Kaiba's ninja messenger and head general, he's hanging out in Kaiba's office, apparently making sure he stops working long enough to eat and sleep. If anybody needs a babysitter, it's Kaiba-- and he's got one: Mokuba. Being able to take care of himself and more mature than he might have been otherwise is one of Mokuba's character traits-- and anyway, at the age of ten, he's already old enough to be left home alone by most countries' laws. The same goes for Mokuba feeling ignored by Kaiba or for Kaiba abusing Mokuba in any way after Duelist Kingdom. This isn't going to happen.

20. Kaiba having a girlfriend that Mokuba doesn't like.
-Unless she has eldritch powers and is controlling Kaiba's mind, this isn't going to happen either. Kaiba places his brother's needs above his own when it comes to this kind of thing. Mokuba doesn't need any help getting Kaiba's brain out of the gutter and the girl out of the house-- all he really needs to do is say "Well, Seto, I hate to say it but she's kind of a bitch" and Kaiba'll respond with "Oh well, sex isn't everything." (My cat has a similar hold on my love life, so I know what I'm talking about.) (On the other hand, if your story actually features this conversation in just the first few paragraphs, I would totally read it.)

21. Yugi being significantly younger than the rest of the cast, or Mai being in high school with the rest of the cast.
-Yugi is shown as being in high school. Mai is explicitly stated as being out of high school even in the dub-- as being IN HER TWENTIES even in the dub. Yugi is not a little kid and Mai is not a teenager; jokes are made right in the series about Yugi looking younger than he is, and a large part of Mai's character is that she's been around the block once or twice. I'd totally read a story about Mai before Duelist Kingdom, but you can't just shove her in a Domino High uniform, plop her in Yugi's class, and expect me to go along for the ride.

I'm stopping here, because these are the main things that kill a fic for me in the first chapter. Ciao for now!

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Fandom Rant: Kaiba, Kisara, and silentshipping

(glances at title) That seems a little off, does it? Well, it's not.

Recently while searching for more stuff to put into YnY's collection of other people's Yu-gi-oh next generation stuff (this doesn't count GX, it's fanmade nexgen of the original cast I look for) I became more aware of the attitude that many Kisara/Kaiba fans have toward other Kaiba pairings.

As one shipper put it: "Seeing Kaiba with anyone but Kisara sickens me." (Emphasis mine.)

Sickens you? Really? That seems a little harsh, for one thing.

I guess I can understand the roots of this rather arrogant, evangelistic attitude about the whole thing. Kaiba/Kisara is considered "canon" by most people. (For the record, I actually like the person who said that, just not what she said. Which is why I'm not pointing out her name, because I don't want any jerks getting the idea that I want her flamed or something.) Some anti-silentshippers, whom I have much experience with (being the stalwart captain of the ship), go so far as to call Kisara "evidence" that Kaiba and Serenity shall "never be." My fellow silentshippers have gone to such extremes in order to "get around the obstacle" of Kisara as claiming that Serenity is Kisara's reincarnation. This is preposterous, and it's kind of disheartening that they feel the need to stretch so far.

Here's what really bothers me about the whole thing, though-- Seto Kaiba and Kisara are not actually a canon couple.

You read right. And I'm not insane. Kisara's in love with Priest Seto, not Seto Kaiba. Kaiba is Priest Seto's reincarnate, sure-- but he's not Priest Seto himself. Are Yugi and Atem the same person? All evidence points to NO. In Yu-Gi-Oh, reincarnation is not resurrection. If Seto Kaiba is fulfilling some destiny, it's because Priest Seto is using him, by proxy, to get the job done. Kisara herself says, "you're like him, but you're NOT him." And even more than that? By the time Priest Seto would have died, he and Kisara were actually a merged soul. THAT soul is the one that would have been reincarnated, which is how Kaiba still had a Blue Eyes as a Ka. (The Shipper's List agrees with me: "blueshipping" is Kaiba/Kisara, "Mizushipping" is Priest Seto/Kisara.)

Which, in a way, makes Kisara Seto Kaiba's mother.

Give me a few moments, I need to get over the squick factor before I can continue.

Kisara has no direct reincarnate counterpart, but Kaiba decorates all his stuff with twisting, twining Blue-Eyes White Dragons. He feels a direct affinity for it. Priest Seto had no relation to the beast until he fell in love with Kisara. You can call that a sign that Kaiba remembers the romance somehow, or you can see it as something deeper-- Kisara living on within Kaiba himself. He's like her child. I, personally, find that a lot sadder and more touching, especially since we have no real hint of what his biological mother might have been like. (There are going to be photographs shown of her in Game of Dreams. I intend to make her look rather like Kisara, for the reasons given.)

Now then-- because Kisara has no direct counterpart, making one for her is essentially creating a fancharacter. I've mentioned elsewhere, I don't care for OC pairings, if I can help it.

So I'm going to stick to silentshipping, thank you.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Fandom Rant: Dub names vs Japanese names


A Rose by Any Other Name...YGO by ~Golden-Dragon-Girl on deviantART



On the virtues of the dub names versus calling everyone their original names:


As readers of this blog may have noticed, those of us working on YnY follow what is best described as a "mixed canon," taking tidbits from not only both the manga and anime but also picking and choosing from the Japanese and English language versions of the anime.


Most significantly, we use the dub names but mostly adhere to the Japanese timeline and ages.


I am aware that many anime purists regard the preferential use of dub names as utter blasphemy, perhaps the highest form of it. I also don't give a damn, because my reasons for using the dub names are as perfectly acceptable as the reason my family uses a slightly different surname than the one we would have used in Denmark.


1. Dub names, when done well, make unusual characters more accessable to a different language audiance. When I say "done well," I mean the characters are renamed things like "Téa" (a slightly exotic but pretty and pronounceable Spanish name) or "Joseph" (a biblical name that doesn't interfere with the wordplay involved with the word Yu-Jyo) instead of the slew of weird, distinctly British names that were given to all the GX characters with American accents (except for Jesse and his southern drawl.)


2. A lot of the names Kazuki Takahashi gave characters were, quite frankly, weird. I'm not even talking about the Japanese characters. Be honest, can you imagine any sane, supposedly "respectable" American businessman naming his son "Pegasus?" "James," certainly. "Maximillion" is still a bit unusual, but it's believable. And it still gives similar connotations to what I suspect Takahashi had been going for in the first place. Don't even get me started on "Cyndia" and "Cadeline." Those are supposed to be "Cynthia" and "Catherine," and you all know it, bastards.


3. No English speakers I know but me have penetrated the deeper meaning of the name "Mai Kujaku." "Mai Valentine" may be punny, but none of us had to look at plant catalogues to get the joke. ("Mai Kujaku," or rather, "Kujaku Mai," refers to a breed of sakura tree, if I remember right. It actually has nothing to do with peacocks at all.)


4. The odd mixture of Japanese and non-Japanese names adds a multi-ethnic flavor to the culture of the series that I happen to like very much.


5. Roger Slifer was a producer of the 80's Transformers series. Anyone who helped bring that monstrosity to the attention of the world at large has earned getting a God Card named after him.


6. Because Duke Devlin just sounds way cooler than Otogi whatever-it-was. And more Irish. You have to love the Irish.


7. Changing names of characters is a time honored tradition that predates the Roman Empire. So is changing names of people when they move somewhere new, and it's a related issue.


8. Because "Honda Hiroto" sounds like a car to American ears. (E.g., to mine.)


9. Because BELIEVE IT OR NOT, they dropped a lot of the original names I hate and kept most of the ones I like. Except Kujaku, because I do like that word. But I deal with it because they needed to keep a joke in there that viewers would understand.


10. Because I'm a prick, that's why.


I admit it: listening to people whine about dub names when they should be complaining about fundamental changes to story or to characters, like making Rebecca more impressive by youthening her or making Kaiba less impressive (and somewhat nonsensical) by aging him, or complaining about inconsistent dubbing, a real problem in YGO, really bores and irritates me.


(Kaiba is made nonsensical by aging because, if he were REALLY eighteen, what's he doing in Yugi-the-fifteen-year-old's homeroom? That would imply that the great CEO of KaibaCorp has been held back in his classes, multiple times, making his status as a high school student and businessman not just unusual but bizarre.)


Incedentally, some interesting tidbits on dub name meanings:


"Téa," so far as I could tell, means "princess." It is also the name of Téa Leoni, who costarred in the movie "Spanglish," which I would say pretty much verifies its authenticity as a name.


"Joseph," as I noted, is biblical, and it means "God will multiply." This has nothing to do with my decision to give him five children, I swear.


I couldn't trace "Tristan" exactly, but it seems to be a form of "Tristram," which means "sorrow" and was the name of a knight in an old story who was torn between two women.


All the surnames of those particular characters are English and refer to occupations, as if they were following a deliberate theme when renaming Yugi's support group.


It's pretty obvious what "Duke" means, but "Devlin" is a Gaelic name that means "fierce." Rocking.


There was a kid named Underwood in my high school. I can't say I ever met him.


"Odion" means "born of twins." There are several Egyptian names that the book I found it in claims mean "born of twins," and no matter how many times I see it, the meaning of the phrase "born of twins" continues to mystify me. (His name was probably changed on account of being too distinctly Arabic.)


"Maximillion" means "the greatest."


"Cecilia" means "blind." 8X


"Alister" apparently refers to a name rather big in the occult-- It is also a form of "Alexander" and means "defender of man." His name was probably changed because the name "Amelda" is stupid. And doesn't mean anything. At all.


"Solomon" is also a biblical name, associated with the wisest mortal found in the Book, and means "peaceful."


"Serenity" and "Shizuka" apparently mean approximately the same thing, which means it was just another example of the dubbers trying to make the series more accessable to an english speaking audience.


"Mai" may be her name in Japanese as well, but it is also a Native American name that means "Coyote," a Scottish form of Margaret (which means "pearl"), and can be taken as a form of "Mary," which means "bitter." In Japanese, "Mai" means "Dance," which means that "Kujaku Mai" translates literally into "Peacock Dance." "Valentine" of course was chosen for its connotations of romance, and the "my valentine" pun, but it's actually a Latin name that means "valiant." Pretty much all of these name meanings can be taken to apply to the character, which is weirdly cool.


Approximately half of the characters in the YGO:DM dub (That's the one most of us Americans think of as Yu-Gi-Oh!) either kept some form of their original names or their dub names refer to their original names. A good majority of the ones that got their names changed have easily divined reasons the names did change. (Lip flap, lingual jokes, accessibility, and the horror of listening to American VAs mispronounce Sogakoru, which I am quite confident I have misspelled.)


In fact, it's easier to explain why the names that got changed got changed than it is to explain why Seto and Mokuba Kaiba's names didn't change! (I figure they kept them because they were cool. And, you know, they couldn't very well change the title character's name without changing the name of the show, and maybe they didn't want poor Yugi to stand alone in the Japanese name department. XD)